Have you seen this man?
July 10, 2008
The DejaBlue Grass band is officially putting out an APB on this man: Please help us find him!
Name: Dr. Mark Lehi Jones
Codename(s)/Alias:Jonesy, MJ, Buckethead, Banjo Boy
Used to be: fun
Last whereabouts known: curled up in a dark corner with a flashlight, frantically filling in bubbles with a #2 pencil and a stop watch.
Sold his soul to: “the man”
Last seen: Deboarding plane in Atlanta 3 weeks ago
The DjBGB will be playing Red Top Mountain State Park this Saturday Night and we would like to have him there. Contingency plan is to have Ranger Janice provide us a banjo pickin’ squirrell named “Zippy”, (which will be only a slight step down in musicality, and “Zippy” holds his liquor better since he actual still drinks) who we hear plays a pretty mean rendition of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Any information leading to the whereabouts of one Dr. Mark Lehi Jones should be posted immediately in the comment section below. Thank you for your help!
I new marc when he wus fun. butt never dat much fun. Lets heer it fo da squirl!
[...] CD, we were feverishly prepping for the pressures of the band competition (all while Dr. Jones was shackled to his study guide, cramming for the patent bar exam. One morning, Kyle Caldwell and I were in line with Jonesy for the famous tarp run duty. It was [...]