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5 Reasons to see The DejaBlue Grass Band this Summer

June 27, 2013

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FIVE Reasons to see The DejaBlue Grass Band this Summer

1. We’ve totally disassociated ourselves from Paula Dean

Yup… Cut’er off before she even knew we existed.  Hey, everybody’s doin’ it. No more songs about biscuits, or cornbread, or butter beans…nothin’.  Hell, we won’t even eat Jimmy Dean sausage, or watch Dean Martin movies, or play Dean Markley strings.

2. We’re Monsanto-free 100% Organic! 

Okay, well at least our banjo plucker is.  Looking into his refrigerator, the only person who is a threat to his stash is Peter Rabbit.  Thought about writing a song about it, but it’s tough to rhyme words like “millet” and “quinoa”.  He is reminded often that he’s going to one lonely s.o.b. when he’s 114 years old…

3. We’re same-sex relationship friendly

In a seldom read briefing, the SCOTUS says it is perfectly legal for 5 guys to be in a relationship built on harmony, love, passion, and performance.  We call it the DejaBlue Grass Band…not that there’s anything wrong with that!

4. We won’t spy on you

Unless of course you request “Wagon Wheel”, or “Rocky Top, or “Man of Constant Sorrow”. Then we wait till you fall asleep, douse your undies in acorn scent and send in a team of rabid squirrels.  Seriously, I googled it and the NSA said it was okay.

5. The IRS will not audit you if you donate to us. 

How do you make a million dollars in bluegrass??  You start with 2(million).  Bluegrass is the only hobby where a guy can load up $5,000 worth of sound equipment, a $6,000 guitar, pay $75 to fill up the tank to make a couple hundred bucks.

Now….5 Gigs where YOU can see the DejaBlue Grass Band THIS SUMMER!

Saturday 6/27  6:30PM

Hand In Hand Pub

Highland Terrace NE Atlanta, GA 30306 404-872-1001
Friday, July 5th   8:00
Red Top Mountain Bluegrass Series (Night#1 of 2)
Red Top Mtn State Park
50 Lodge Rd SE Cartersville, GA 30121
Saturday, July 6th   8:00
Red Top Mountain Bluegrass Series (Night#2 of 2)
50 Lodge Rd SE Cartersville, GA 30121
Saturday, July 20th   8:00
(w/ Caroline & The Ramblers)
553 Amsterdam Avenue Northeast Atlanta, GA 30306
404-874-7828
Saturday, Sept 14th
On the square in Pickens, SC!
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